So..., you're looking for a translator and you want more than just somebody who swallowed a dictionary?

Oh come now..., do you really think you are going to find someone with years of experience in sales and marketing, somebody who has a gift for putting it just the right way and somebody who not only speaks your language but the other guy's too? You want all that and more...? Somebody who can not only respect a deadline but won't charge you an arm and a leg in the process?

Who are you trying to kid?

I kid you not. All that and more..., much more.